Things are really heating up now, for us baseball and football fans. I’m just beside myself with joy over the prospect of watching a few baseball games in the coming season. Janet bought me a gift card for the Mariners for Christmas and we went and picked our games. We’re going to see a game in May and one in September. I can’t wait.
I’m also very excited about Matt Flynn becoming a Seahawk. One thing the Seahawks need – out of many things – is consistency. We need a quarterback who is good, not just someone who has “flashes of brilliance”. I’ve come to realize this is French for “sometimes he’s great, but most of the time he sucks.”
I don’t know much about Flynn, just that he was a backup in Green Bay for a few years. Hmmm…why does that sound familiar? I’ll have to Google him and see what his deal is. I did hear he has only started two games but he had a bunch of passing yards in those two games. I’ve got my fingers crossed; and my eyes; and my legs.
During the Manning lottery, I saw a sentence with Peyton Manning and the Seahawks together and I swear I had a tiny stroke. That would push me right over the edge…and make it impossible to go see a game. It’s such a lovely stadium. I really enjoyed myself the one game we saw last season. It seems like I don’t have to worry about that problem: Manning decided on the Broncos.
I’ve mellowed over the years. Just hearing about the Broncos, or Elway for that matter, no longer makes me grimace. Okay, hearing Elway’s name does make me grimace just a little. I actually enjoyed watching the Broncos, and Tebow, this past season; at least in the fourth quarter. Hey, maybe Tebow could play for the Seahawks behind Flynn. The coaches can put him in during the fourth quarter. We would be unbeatable.
I feel bad for Tim Tebow. The sportscasters are now talking about the Broncos “getting rid” of Tebow like he’s a boil on the backside of the Broncos. I’ve also heard talk of putting Tim on the “trading block” and I picture him strutting up and down the catwalk while swarms of delirious evangelical daughters (and their fathers) bid on him like he’s something to be bought and sold.
It would be very nice if the Broncos kept Manning and Tebow. Manning could take Timmy under his mighty wing and teach him how to be a truly great quarterback. Take him back to the basics and learn some things like footwork and how to throw a football so people can catch it. You know, the little things.
I’m really looking forward to baseball. I know the season lasts about 9 months, but it seems like so long ago when the Mariner’s said goodbye to their season. Oh right, they said that in July or August. It has been a while. We won’t talk about the Red Sox. That was last year; this is a whole new season.
When I’m retired – technically, I’m a writer – I will visit every ballpark in the country and buy a baseball and store it in one of those cute baseball displays. Every ballpark except for the Yankees. I’ve mellowed on my opinion of the Broncos, but I have yet to mellow on my dislike of the Yankees. I think that’s why I like Janet so much. She doesn’t have any good feelings about them Damn Yankees either.